My flight got cancelled thanks to that fire at the Newark airport
Hey, Ostrich, you’re coming on a little strong.
That giraffe better run faster
This just in: idiocy.
Oh.. I thought they did. (sarcasm)
This Freezer is Out of Control
This freezer blew up two buses and a mini mart. This freezer is off the force.
It’s in beast mode
Jerry Sandusky’s Halftime Pep Talk to Himself
Former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky’s trial for child sex abuse heard its closing arguments today. Earlier, we found this note crumpled up in the men’s bathroom at the courthouse.
Funny
I wonder if that’s what animals are thinking
It got me too
